Saturday, January 13, 2007

   from AndyS

barefoot and coffeeless

There I was, barefoot, coffeeless and naked as a jay bird. I donned my terry cloth robe. Outside, the weather was durie; bad storms put my grinder settings on the fritz and me in a dismas mood. I turned on the ellie but all the programs were trish.

Tucking in my peter, a paul came over me and I felt so grumpy. Not only that, but my klaus of a roommate had nicked my chosen tamper and it wasn't likely that I'd get it bakke. He kent give a skeie about returning stuff and it drives me tacy.

The tamper had cost a fortune but I really doug the
tony heather-colored handle (somewhere between amber and bronwen). It felt taylor made to phil my hand. My search to diserna difference in the shots with the new tamper was riddled with doubt. But to denye myself the purchase would have been like a staub in the heart even though I couldn't really aford it.

I was rather...duh...furious at that hasbeen roommate for using the last of my coffee, too. Mark my words, he's jenuinely no prince. The anger made me a little less intelligent and a lot more daryn; I didn't care a gay minute what he might do. I found his secret coffee stash, but I didn't have the kees. So I had to jimmy open the lock and phoung open the door.

Although stealing goes counter to my culture, I was hungry as a bassett hound and stubborn as a billy goat. Without caffeine, my willpower was scace and I became a sl28ave to habit. "I ain't owen that roommate nothin', just gimme some joe," screamed the thoughts eccoing in my head. Marshalling my energies, I brewed a cup justin time, hoping it would be the ultimo.

But ono! the machine didn't have enough watts. The brew looked murky and tasted rather kyle. I let it flow down the duane into the black well. Mike my words, some day I'll get it white.

9 Comments:

Blogger Mike White said...

Nice Andy. Way to draw a crowd...

1/13/2007 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Ray said...

That...is...hilarious.

1/13/2007 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Andy -- you are cut off. No more coffee for you.

Robert G.

1/14/2007 10:57:00 AM  
Blogger Terry Z said...

Perfect.........



AKA: W1r3d1

1/14/2007 05:02:00 PM  
Blogger trish said...

Despite the word association, you do get points for knowing how to pronounce my last name.
thanks

1/15/2007 02:11:00 PM  
Blogger AndyS said...

Mike, Ray, Terry: Thanks!
Robert: ??
Trish: I was hoping to get points for entertainment, but I guess I'll have to settle for pronunciation. ;-)

1/15/2007 04:21:00 PM  
Blogger Meister said...

Two thumbs and a double ristretto up, way up!

1/16/2007 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Ellie said...

WOW. I have always wanted to be electric. Thanks for the dose of humor. ;-)
-Ellie

1/24/2007 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger AndyS said...

@Meister:
Thanks Erin, next time, the ristretto's on me.

@Ellie:
I've seen you perform at the USBC, and you weren't electric, you were electrifying. :-)

1/24/2007 03:51:00 PM  

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